We toughed out the dungeon breakfast and stole some extra food to stow in the orange bag for snacks. The Musée D’Orsay is on the other side of the river from our hotel, and we haven’t been on that side very much, so we decided to walk.We passed though an open-air flower market…
… and got a close-up look at the Art Deco metro signs. Jordan wants to steal one, but unfortunately they are made of solid iron and weigh a ton. Probably would be tough to slip through airport security. But just look at them - they are awesome! Note the WAR OF THE WORLDS style red lamp. Long live Deco!
Did we mention the nifty dark green vendor boxes that line top of the walls overlooking the river? The vendors are called “bouquinistes” and they mostly sell old books, magazines, and prints, with some touristy tchotchkes thrown in. The book collections mostly look fascinating, but it’s all in French, so browsing isn’t much fun. Jordan can easily imagine his father retiring to run one of these (if it was in English). We’ve so far resisted the urge to buy anything touristy (except Katie’s “I heart Paris” tank top) but we’ve seen the same cute thing in a few shops – little salt & pepper shakers shaped like little hugging people!
One of the bouquinistes has them in all different colors. We pick our favorite two and buy them. Into the orange bag you go, little huggers! Soon they are joined by a collection of drink coasters. Each one has a different vintage photo of the Eiffel Tower under construction. All the photos are taken from the same vantage point over a 2-year period, so it’s kind of like early time-lapse photography. It’s the kind of thing we should hang up in our bathroom.
One of the bouquinistes has them in all different colors. We pick our favorite two and buy them. Into the orange bag you go, little huggers! Soon they are joined by a collection of drink coasters. Each one has a different vintage photo of the Eiffel Tower under construction. All the photos are taken from the same vantage point over a 2-year period, so it’s kind of like early time-lapse photography. It’s the kind of thing we should hang up in our bathroom.
Jordan won’t stop dreaming about hanging out on one of the quays at the tip of the islands in the Seine. He’s imagining he & Katie in college, sneaking down to the quay tip after classes to drink beer and play guitar. We’re near one of them, so we head down the long stone stairs to the quay. We sit under a willow tree and watch the boats go by on the river. We wonder when these huge stone riverbanks were built, and by whom. Why aren’t they undermined by the water, and erosion? Mysteries.
On the way back up the steps, something unknown catches Jordan’s interest and he starts gawking. You know what happens when he gawks – TRIP! OUCH. The fall gives Jordan a nasty scrape on the arm. A last souvenir of our trip? It had to happen eventually.
Somehow, even with this terrible, life-threatening injury, our intrepid newlyweds made it the few blocks to the Musée D’Orsay. The Musée is a relatively new museum which opened in the 1980s. The building used to be a train station. They have an amazing collection, with a big focus on the impressionists. Our targets were those very same impressionists, as well as the Art Deco and Art Nouveau displays. Today should be a very Jesus-free day at the art museum.
Inside the main hall:
There's walkways on the top:
The Art Deco & Art Nouveau collections are not disappointments! This stuff is incredible. Too bad the world moved beyond these aesthetics. Imagine how great all of our stuff would look today if we were still into Deco and Nouveau.
Here's an entire WALL that craftsmen built in this style:
Detail of the symbol that was insent onto the back of a chair. Maybe it should be my new HALO 3 icon:
For lunch, we bypassed the formal dining room and got baguette sandwiches (what choice did we have?) to eat outside on the rooftop balcony. A beautiful view of the city and clean air. In this photo, Katie is inspired by the mozzarella on her baguette:
View from the top:
Actually, the best part of the rooftop balcony was the people watching. Best of all was the early-thirties gay tourist couple. One of them had brought his middle-aged mom on the trip (!!) and she was messing up the whole vacation by asking stupid American questions and insisting the boyfriend take dozens of pictures of her with her son. The guys were trying to keep it together, but they were getting pretty close to the end of their ropes. I imagine it all got ugly a few hours later in the gift shop. They were pretty funny.
Downstairs we finally enter the Impressionists galleries. It’s magnificent. Now we can see an evolution in art, after the stagnancy of both subject and form in the Louvre. The artists are placing their cameras (forgive the expression) in new places, creating a new way of looking at their subjects. Best of all, they have turned their attention to the everyday person and their own immediate surroundings. There are pictures of working class dances, of floor sanders working, of haystacks, and of course, the famous lily ponds. To our great delight, there are some Van Goghs! It’s true what they say – photos do not do his work justice. The colors are so bright, the paint is so urgently applied – this is a guy with something to say. We take his images for granted because we have grown up in a world where these images have always existed, just like the Beatles have always existed, and WWII was always in the past, but there was a time where people didn’t paint bright yellow skies, or do self-portraits with blue lines on their face. This guy was so far ahead of his time, and so far out of the box. Was that what drove him mad, or was it a symptom of his madness?
There are a thousand books in the gift store that we want, but we know that our bags are already on the brink of being overweight (by the airline’s standards), so we reluctantly leave with a few postcards and lots of photos for memories. Sitting outside under a giant statue of a rhino, we decide to head to a part of the city near the Eiffel Tower to check out a famous open-air market.
The Queen of Public Transportation works her magic with the bus routes and soon we’re wandering around a new neighborhood. There’s a huge park nearby (the Parc du Champs de Mars) so we head over. There’s a small stadium along the way. An event inside is blasting techno music. We go inside and find an international womens’ sand volleyball competition! For a few minutes, we watch Norway battling China. I expected big blonde Amazon women from Norway, but the big tall Chinese women were a bit surprising. Yao Ming, look out!
In the park, the volleyball mania continued. There were lessons for kids, and non-professional games for men. We passed the American women’s team sitting at a little table talking to their coach. We said “Go USA!” to them, but they didn’t seem to appreciate the support. Maybe they thought we were being sarcastic?
Parc du Champs de Mars
Lounging on the grass in a massive French park is not much different from hanging on the grass in Central Park, except that you’d have to buy baguettes instead of pretzels or hot dogs.
We took one last picture with the Eiffel Tower in the background.
Since we are going home tomorrow, it will be our last time with the tower. Bye Tower! You were a good friend! Now everything is the last. Our last bus ride. Our last time looking at the river. Our last baguette sandwich (actually, that one doesn’t make us so sad).
Back at the hotel, we decided to wander a different part of the Marais in search of dinner. We knew we were in a gay neighborhood, but tonight we hit the heart of it – Boystown, Paris. All this time it was just a couple blocks away and we’d never realized it! Now it’s our last night and we’ve finally stumbled on what everyone else knows our neighborhood for. Oh well.
Eventually we found a nice place for dinner and tried not to think about this being our last night. Tomorrow is the our long journey home. In the morning, we’ll catch a van from our hotel to the airport, then we’ll fly to Iceland again. After a brief layover there, we fly to Boston. We’ll arrive around 7 PM and take a shuttle bus to our hotel. Our flight from Boston to LA leaves at 6:30 the next morning. That’s not going to be fun.
Since it’s our last night, back at the hotel we asked our funky night desk clerk if there were any big nightclubs to go dancing to the techno that Jordan likes.
Jordan imagines that every night in Paris there is a huge indoor rave going on like in all the movies (or at least, like in BLADE) and he wants to experience it for himself. Our guy valiantly researches on the internet and even calls a friend, but the only thing going on is gay night, and we’re not feeling that, so no dice tonight. Instead, we’ll pack for tomorrow’s flight.
The trash can soon fills up with the much-loved but now-useless paperwork of our vacation: museum brochures, subway maps, train tickets, attraction coupons, scribbled notes of advice from the waitress at Breakfast In America. We don’t have the heart to throw away the bag of nuts, though. We might eat them on the plane. Our REI bags are finally stuffed and ready. Maybe this time we’re under Iceland Air’s 50 pound per bag limit. But probably not. That’s a battle for tomorrow.


